“Don’t point that thing at me.”Tony’s hands flew to his crotch.“Nah, that thing is already too small.”“Let me have a look.”“You already take forever in the shower.”“No, the gun…”He snatched the gun from his sister and grinned as he pulled a lever. He handed the gun back.“Now shoot.”Happy for a free shot, she obliged.“From shrink […]
Electric-Blue Fairy (or EB for short) stood by the sidelines as the band played. She needed a spectacular prank to pass her class.“Throw some faeces on stage. It’s a classic.”EB rolled her eyes at Brown, so typical of her crap-obsessed friend. She refused to plagiarise…“Hold my beer. No shit-nanigans while I’m gone.” Moments later…Sparks flew. […]
The island became plagued with the flu. Jude, being the local doctor, heard all the moans and groans. None worse than her husband. She whipped out her blade, and chopping away, made a batch of medicine with blender magic.“Just kill me…”Such a baby.Coen took the liquid drug from her hand and threw it down his […]